SLEUTELBABA

I need to talk about this dumbass baby my physics teacher drew on the whiteboard the other day. It's supposed to be crawling and he is so dumb. I need to be put down with a hunter rifle like a horse dying from a snake bite in a cowboy movie I'm not even joking this is the funniest thing I've ever seen t me and I don't know why. There is truly no hope for me. This poor thing, this poor dumbass baby. It's head is on the floor, his legs don't bend how will he grow up to be a well adjusted adult? How can my physics teacher be so cruel to bring this suffering creature to life. He will get so many illnesses walking with his head on the floor like that. This baby is going to grow up to be a walking biohazard and I love him so much. I told my mom that I want to get him tattooed when I'm old enough and I was being dead serious. I want to hang a picture of him on my wall. I need a shrine for him because this baby gave me a religious awakening. The worst part is that no one finds him as funny as I do, I need someone to understand my love for this thing the way I understand this baby. He just gets me man.