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rubs my hands together okay this is really really unusual compared to my normal writing style because this is purely information dumping about Taco (Inanimate Insanity), why i kin her, and why i love taco x mepad (Inanimate Insanity spoilers for episode 15 and up)

I have always kinned characters that either are manipulative, two-faced, or generally hide their intentions (or refuse to be vunerable...) Taco is one of those characters, I see a lot of my actions mirror hers exactly. Not going into depth about the things I have done, but I have previously mistreated all of my closest friends and used people for my own gain, only to realize the value of friendship has a deeper meaning to me than anything else and then subsequently yearned for "true" friendship with prior burnt bridges (which I have regained, my friends are good people.) 

It mirrors to Taco's prior intentions towards the show, wanting to win the million up until season 2 episode 14, where she turns around her character and try to persuade the remaining contestants to leave the game instead. Furthermore, Taco tenses up at the mention of her own issues. When Microphone mentions Pickle, Taco freezes up. When things are not going her way, her response is to spew out her thoughts and express her frustration. When Knife tells Taco to "face her own truth," she cracks and shatters. Not saying that I literally collapse, but these are actions I do. I freeze, lash out, and then shatter. 

When she mentions that she "didn't plan for this," I really felt like she was really me. The whole time, she had a file of what the current challenge would be, she knew how she wanted to plan out the game. However, the contestant's responses are an unplanned variable, it throws her responses off hearing how serious the game has effected the contestants (suitcase) and she did not expect to be questioned herself. She's like me... She's me for real....

anyways onto tacopad ranting oh my goodness season 2 episode 15 has a CHOKEHOLD on me you would never understand.

 Everything about ??? Taco and MePad's interactions??? SAAAAVVEVEVE  MEE, I know it looked bad in the beginning because she did kidnap him to use his powers but the fact that MePad could teleport away but chose not to. Taco did say that he couldn't, but at the end of the episode, MePad could've always teleported "on his own accord." It did seem like he tried to teleport, but couldn't, in the first few seconds of episode 15. However, after Taco shatters, he is seen teleporting as he pleases. Furthermore, after Taco was recovered, she asks MePad "You could've left whenever you wanted, couldn't you?"

THIS IS A DOUBLE ENTENDREE EE F MEFFEJHEUHUHUHJ!!!K!KJ!!JW this can refer to the fact that MePad could've teleported away from Taco while she was holding him hostage, and it can refer to the fact that MePad couldv'e quit being MePhone4's assistant the whole time. MePad's response gets to me to much i'll cry ughguhghrrrheueueueueueue he tells her that he can't because she needs his help. Also, MePad's response?? To MePhone4 being hesitant to revive Taco??? HE WAS MAAAAAAAAAAAAD !!!! HE WAS STARING AT MEPHONE WHEN HE SLID THE NOTIFICATION TO REVIVE HER AWAY>?>!@>?? BECAUSE EVERYONE KNWOS THEY CAN BE REVIVED AS LONG AS THERE"S A NOTIFICATION BUT MEPHONE AVOIDS REVIVING HER??? "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Revive her, now." oh my goodness save me tacopad save me. And his?? expressions??? Over taco?????????? AND HE ALWASY WANTED TO MEET TACO???? NAD THEN HE SAYS THAT HE HOPED THAT TACO'S WORDS WOULD CONVINCE EVERYONE TO LEAVE THE GAME??>?>@#?>?> what if i perished now, i love tacopad . I'm going to roll on the floor i lobe them AND THEIR SONG TOGEHTER UWWAAAAAAA AND TACO??? MAKING MEPAD VISIBLE WHILE TAKING A STEP BACK FOR SUPPORT??? What if I perished RIGHT NOWOWOO!!! AND THEN HE TELEPORTS WITH TACO he is so supportie of taco i'll cry "This is what she needs"

 ueueueeuedeueueueeuueueueeueueueufuuueuefuufeeeue...... and then he helps her talk to her former friends and then ueueuefueueueeueeuuueeeueu TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT  AND HTNE IN EPISODE 16???? "I knew you could" UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....?!>?!>@ And then when he was talking to MePhone when Pickle was deleted, and mephone needed help but mepad said "We no longer work together..." but then Mephone says "Then don't do it for me..." IT PANS TO TACO CRYING ?????  AND THEN MEPAD HELPS ??!? And in episode 17 he teleports some (former) contestants to the mansion for safety... AN DONE OF THE OBJECTS HE CHOOSES WAS TACO ???? Please put me down. Put me donw, tacopad might end me. and taco jokging about how she knows how far mepad can teleport because she "abused his powers before, but now she's helping~~" helpflfpelfplef///... 

I kinda ship them also because I see a lot of me and vyn richter in them but still, their interactions... I love them, truly. It's funny to see how my main ships are centered on if I kin one of the characters. Maybe that says something about me and what I desire in a person.. But again, like taco, I'm not going to face my truth just yet