STOP PUTTING PICKLES ON MY BURGER IF I DIDNT ASK FOR THEM

whats up gay little furries on my computer. its ya boy back with another rant. so i was at this chilis type restaurant a few hours ago. everything was good. they had justin bieber on the radio, my pink lemonade was refreshing, my life was perfect. until i got my burger. i take a bite... AND THERES PICKLES. WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME. STOP FUCKING PUTTING SHIT ON MY BURGER I DIDNT FUCKING ASK FOR IT AND ITS NOT ON THE MENU. THE MENU NEVER SAID "YO THIS SHIT GOT PICKLES". WHY DID YOU PUT PICKLES ON IT. THATS THE WORST TOPPING TO PUT ON A BURGER WITHOUT SOMEONES CONSENT. cuz like ok. pickles got this strong ass fucking radioactive juice right. when you put a fucking pickle in my burger its kinda when chenobyl exploded and everything in a 30km radius became radioactive. putting pickles on my burger is the culinary equivalent of that. oh yeah and avocado too. fucking plebeians. do not put fucking shrek feces on my taco please. that shit doesnt even taste like anything it just makes my food mushy. thank you. rant over. i will go to sleep now. listen to chromakopia if you havent already.