Mouthwashing!!!!!

(I tried to be as vague as possible. In case you haven't seen or heard about mouthwashing. If not, go watch manlybadasshero.)

Insanity.

I'm going insane🙃!

I LOVE MOUTHWASHING!!!

It's such a good game.

Anya😩, my queen, my love, my beautiful sopping wet cat of a woman. 

Her sad, miserable eyes have captivated me, I fear.

Daisuke🥹. The boy. The boy ever. My prince and his pink hibiscus🌺 Hawaiian shirt. He's such a sweetheart; always eager to please.

Swansea🥲. A miserable man trying to do good. Actions speak louder than words with him. He's so cool and such a badass.

Curly😵‍💫. Sigh... I love this useless man. I have nothing else to say. 

Jimmy🫨. He... U-um.. him... I-I mean Jimmy. It's Jimmy. Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy. He's everything. He's so much. I wanna crack his skull and see what little dancing man he has up there. AHHHH!!!! Such a good character. I hate him so much. He's awful. JIMMY!!! He's so well written. 

I'm vibrating. Foaming at the mouth. 

Do you know that meme where the kitten is holding its head and crying? That's the best representation of me thinking about mouthwashing. I'm also that werewolf meme where it's ripping its shirt. For the past two or three days I have consumed nothing but content for this game. I'm losing it. I'm rabid! I actually need to be sedated or put down🙂. I can't do this. I need her. I need her here. I need to wrap her up, hug her, and kiss her forehead. My girl☹️. I know it might be hard to guess but my favorite character is Anya. I love the atmosphere of the game. How oppressive it can be. I ADORE the sound design is *chef's kiss*. The story... My god the story! It's so simple but the execution makes it hit so well. And my most favorite part of the game was, surprisingly, the environment. The different looks and colors that are used for the layout were on my mind the whole time. AHHHH!!!!!! Ripping my hair out. I'm on my knees. I love them all. Such amazing writing. It just hits. It so beautifully and tragically hits. I'm so sorry about this. The worms are eating me alive. I love this game. It's been a minute since I've loved something this much. 

Thank you for coming to the insane rablings of a 21 year-old.