Man, where are people finding remote work?

If I sigh any harder my lungs are going to fly out my throat.

I've applied to over 20 positions in the past three weeks and have only heard back from one of them... which was just them telling me they'd be looking at other candidates.

I'm trying my hardest to fluff up my resume and experience without outright lying so I don't end up in a position I have no idea how to do.