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rules for my future kids pt 1

-strictly red 40 and processed food diet

-must hit the vape at least 50 times a day

-must make character analyses on every nana character daily

-must play sparking zero everyday

-must argue with people on tiktok on why goku would solo every verse

-listen to sexxy redd before bed and while sleeping

-must know how to roll blunts by the age of 5

-has to use three screens at the same time at all times (it'll help brain development)

-must speak in english from the moment it comes out, i dont fw the baby talk nonsense


thats it for now bye


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"i dont fw the baby talk nonsense" tell emmm no googoogaga in this household


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