29/10/24 three's a crowd

omg i'm back. i spent a month in greece so you best believe that i have new lore to share... if you're reading this, good for you. maybe you can laugh with me because if we don't laugh, we'll cry.

alright so i think i'm gonna share one of my stupider decisions and this happened about 4 days after i arrived. honestly, once you hear this, you're gonna wonder how i made it home alive.

let me set the scene: it's thursday night and it's been a long, hard day. me and my new roommates, we're bored and we need to let off some steam. so what do we do? go out on the lash (as i do in most of these fucking stories).

so myself and 7 or 8 other people hit bar street, a short road with 4 or 5 different nightclubs and at this point, all the hosts know us so we get greeted with hugs and smiles. we're all dancing in this club anyways and i get approached by this unknown gorgeous dutch girl, right? and there's a dancing platform in this club. so, obviously, the two of us start dancing on this platform (we're also very drunk).

so we're dancing and we start kissing and whatever. all the old, creepy men in the club are loving it and there's this one fella that's standing right at the platform, staring at us. i'm thinking "his porn subscription has obviously ran out". but after kissing for while, we go outside for a smoke and this same fucking fella comes over and starts talking to us. and then, him and the dutch girl start mAKING OUT. i hope you understand my fucking confusion.

i'm sitting there, absolutely gobsmacked right but here's the best part: he is her boyfriend and they want to have a threesome with me. i wiSH I WAS LYING. 

now obviously... if i had said no, then i wouldn't be telling this story. not my proudest moment but i did it and i have to admit, i've done worse. the girlfriend had never done anything with someone who was afab so that was.. interesting. and i mean, the boyfriend was a bit weird but the girlfriend ended up falling asleep like 1 hour in so we had to keep each other busy.

i did my walk of shame back to the bartending school at 6am but i had to pick up my friend from the beach on the way because she had hooked up with a guy and then fell asleep on one of the sunbeds. we got back to school at 7:30 and then went to class at 9am. i'd also like to add that i did not sleep at all and i was still mildy drunk because this dutch guy kept feeding me wine.

but yeah, it was a wild trip, so much so that my rice purity went from 36 to 28 and that is no joke. there is so many more stories to tell too but that one is probably the "raunchiest" we'll say. stay tuned for more lore drops soooon.