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Hello my lovely silly readers ^_^

Erm, I’m sorry I have not posted any blog in quite some time! My bad. Some pretty wild things happened over the course of the past 2 years, but it’s all good. I, erm, kinda got taken away by a UFO since it mistook me for a cow, I guess. They gave me a silly wizard hat and installed it surgically to my scalp, giving me insight for the near future -- 2050!

So, erm, what did I see? I don’t even know to be honest. I emerged into the clouds and descended upon from the sky into a world of endless sunlight. But then I realized it wasn’t real sunlight, but, instead, a huge lamp installed into a metal ceiling. And what I descended from had not been clouds, just some steam which blew out from some kind of factory. I met a group of people, walking across the metal roads. I asked them where we were, and they responded with “the new world”. Erm, okay I guess. My curiosity turned to the stainless steel sky and I asked them about that next. “Hm?” they answered, “what do you mean?” I scratched my head, feeling a little confused, ehehe! They guffawed and chuckled “that is the sky! What else could it be?” I shook my head, a little in disbelief. The group of people snickered and slapped their knees, wheezing, “You’re joking right! How could you not know?” And I just shrugged my shoulders, saying that was not the sky I know, and asking them if they knew of a sky beyond the metal one. They went completely silent now, and backed away from me. Uhm, I guess it was a sensitive topic?? IDK ugh. Suddenly their heads began to melt. “How could this be! I cannot comprehend- uagujsjsjs.” and they became an unimaginably grotesque life form. How funny! I skedaddled away.

Anyway, I’m not gonna go over all the details, but this ‘future’ was just a metal box, sheltered and hidden away from whatever was outside. And no one knew what was beyond what they knew as a sky. Imagining anything beyond the material confines was something they were forbidden to do, I guess. It was a uniform society where everyone praises the big lamp and thrives underneath it. And the people who lived in this world themselves were a little odd themselves. They all slap their knees and start laughing whenever you try even greeting them. They were a collective society who slaps their knees with a little chuckle and breaks down whenever you ask them too much. They didn't even do anything, they had little machines installed inside of them which gave them artificial nutrition and excreted their feces automatically (somehow). They didn’t even do any work, the same machine which excretes their feces also runs big corporations?? I’m not even really sure how it works since there's nothing to even buy in this new world, so I'm not sure how the economy even runs. But these people even have human breeding grounds where they were grazed like wild sheep in fields of artificial grass and are taken care of by a singular shepard who’s actually just a large machine which is connected to the sun lamp. Humans don’t really have any personal connections here. They’re just breeded, fed and taken care of, then they die. They’re vulnerable little beings which are raised and taken care of by the machines and grow within the ‘sunlight’. They live in comfort, the only thing which they lack being their mind, I guess. The sun lamp and machines are there for them anyway, so I suppose it’s alright.

Erm, anyways, i really do think all of that was some real stuff, but when I was out of there and my wizard hat magically disappeared (along with my scalp), I woke up and was surrounded by the popo and they were like “Hey man, we know you did LSD, cuh.”

And so my little wizard hat and dream of a world inside a metal box was just all in my head I guess. But I really think that was the future, hehe! Anyways, that's all for today. See u guys in another 2 years teehee >_<