Work memes catalogue

as per request <3

So i work part time as a cashier and have been making memes of shit that has happened at my job to try and stay sane :') enjoy :3 [and there's context where needed!!]

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Manager: A customer tried to steal something and when my manager grabbed them to stop them from running away, they got into a fight and my manager broke their hand [yes they did get the item back]. i have no idea why they decided to get physical, manager must've had a bad day lol

Stabbing: Pretty simple, two teens encountered some thugs at the trainstation a few doors down and one of them ended up being stabbed. Yes he survived.

2 guys: 2 teenage guys were fighting [apparently as friends] outside of the store and they ended up falling into one of the floor-to-ceiling windows at the front of the store and cracking it, like, fully shattered.

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Speaks for itself really. i asked if he wanted football/soccer collectible stickers and he looked surprised, blushed and bashedly flirted "back" with me. i just kinda stared at him.

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boomer lady who's known for saying dumb shit. she's racist too. that is genuinely how i looked at her after she said that.

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this was so weird. she slammed the register and yelled that, i just stared at her in surprise and immediately afterwards she just went: "yeah, i'll pay by card" in a normal voice. i never found out what was disgusting :'( [now that im thinking about it, she might have had tourettes, idk]

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creepy old man T_T this is what he was wearing btw:

shit was crazy

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some more situations that i cant find a meme template for:

a guy tried to pay by card and when the machine took a second, he punched the register at full force. this guy was FOR SURE over 70 y.o. i asked him to not punch the register and he just glared at me and paid by card

also the classic: "have a nice day!" "no thanks."

cant think of any more rn tbh, i'll update when my brain boots up