I NEED AN ANGEL BOYFRIEND.

HI ROBOTKIN HERE I NEEEEED AN ANGEL BF RIGHT NOW I NEED THEM TO HUG ME IN THEIR WINGS WHILE I MAKE LITTLE INCOMPREHENSIBLE GARBLED NOISES IN HAPPINESS I NEED TO PREEN THEIR FEATHERS I NEED THEM TO DO MAINTENANCE ON MY RUSTY JOINTS I NEED TO BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN COMPREHEND THEIR FORM BECAUSE THE HUMAN MIND WOULD SIMPLY MELT AT THE SIGHT I NEED AN ANGEL BF !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GGRRAAAHHHHGGHHH