Shrekwiki comments: Gretched

Today I wanted to look up some shrek movies and Wikipedia, so I went on the Wiki or should I say Shrekipedia, and went on the 4th movie and went on the ogre topic, I then saw one ogre page, that ogre was named Gretched, I looked at the comments and one caught my attention. 

This comment was from Gretchedtheogre and it said and I quote and tbh I felt that

"I live for Gretched the ogre. She is my queen. She is the light of my life. She gives me hope when there is no hope left. She will cure corona virus and probably cancer too. Whenever I become sad or upset, Gretched comes to me speaking her words of wisdom "He's really tiny, isn't he?" It reminds me that we are all really tiny in the grand scheme of the universe. She is profound. She is intelligent beyond my capabilities to understand. I want to marry her someday and have little ogre babies with her. I dream every night of our domestic bliss together. She inspires me every day to be a better person. Words cannot express how much she means to me. If she is not in Shrek 5, I am suing Dreamworks for accute emotional distress as well as attempting to get them convicted for the murder of my beloved Gretched. She has so many layers. (So many MORE layers than Shrek himself). #Gretched2020"


and tbh I felt that and I felt that way for the Pied Piper in that movie who had NO RIGHTS to be that HOT! His words of wisdom from his flute playing "Shake Your Groove Thing" and "Sure Shot" by Beastie Boys.  


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