school simulator games are so much fun

I haven’t played it in FOREVAAAA but one of my favorite mobile games is Sakura School Simulator. I’d play it all the time if it supported my Mac! The possibilities were endless in this lovely sandbox game. Every time I’m in a game, I come up with lore for my characters and play out stories in my head. It happens every time I play Minecraft. Sakura School Simulator isn’t any different!

There’s a glitch you can do where can basically take over another NPC and achieve appearances you wouldn’t be able to get in character customization . I’d always take over the musical teacher and meet up with the Sakuma Corporation clerk. Make them fall in love. Then I’d bring the little boy, Yuta, and little girl, Mio, over and play as them. I’d befriend my female character and befriend the Sakuma NPC. Also, I’d bring my male character over and have him friend everyone.

A family. :] Look at me and tell me this isn’t perfect. There’s a good explanation for why those kids run around with magic wands and weapons. They get it from their dad! The younger son got his brown hair from his mom, the daughter got her black hair and brown eyes from her dad, and the older son got his black hair from his dad and his hazel eyes from his mom.

You can have five characters to play and switch to anytime in this game - Female, Male, Boy, Girl, and Cat. The boy and girl are the only ones capable of moving around on their own. You have to play as the other ones and move them manually if want them to do something. Unless you attack them.

I absolutely had to dust off my iPad and charge it so I could find the screenshots I made on August 7, 2022… When I was sixteen. : ] SCREENSHOTS BEWARE THEY’RE BIG.

Excuse the lady in yellow’s RBF. You can’t change their facial expressions when you take over an NPC. Just imagine she got too much plastic surgery to the point her facial muscles are stuck or something. Naww she didn’t get plastic surgery.

They’re the perfect family TBH. I went on the wiki to get their names. The man in the middle (last photo) is the father, Nonomura Minoru, and the woman beside him is Yurika Sasamoto. They are deeply in love. The rando beside Minoru is their oldest son. I can’t remember what name I gave him… I made him up. What was his name??? Idk I’ll just call him Ichiro for now.

I’ve never really finished an entire in-game school day. I always time travel. I’d (Yurika) set the time about an hour before school began and I’d get my oldest in the car if I could and drive us to school. I’d just drop into the teacher’s lounge before I took over as Ichiro.

I’d just play out as him. Make friends and everything. The family lived in a house that wasn’t owned by any of the playable characters. Sometimes I’d play out drama scenarios. Ichiro would get into fights with his parents.

Ages and names…. 

DH (45): Nonomura Minoru

DW (43): Sasamoto Yurika

DS1 (8): Ichiro Aida

DS2 (10): Yuta Aida

DD1 (7?): Mio Aida

Names are funky because I couldn’t remember how I had it. So let’s say the kids have a different surname from their dad because it wouldn’t be wise for them to be associated with a drug dealer. Their mom just liked her surname that much, she stuck with it. It’d be weird for the entire family besides the husband to share surnames, so they picked a new surname for their children.

I checked Yuta’s wikia and found out his parents were listed? But they never show up in-game. And apparently his parents show up in another game that dates back to 2016?? Idk.

Anyway, sometimes I’d play out rough situations. The parents get divorced. Ichiro butts heads with them. Ichiro is honestly kind of a jerk! To his brother, too. He doesn’t want to waste his teen years taking care of them. So he’ll say he’ll watch his siblings but he’ll just end up dumping them at the park for the rest of the day lol.

Sometimes I was into some dark fun. Let’s just say my female character always wore the Alice in Wonderland costume because of the growth and shrink feature. Ahh. I could glitch the other characters and make them really BIG or really small. I hope they didn’t fix that glitch. They shouldn’t. Minoru was possessive over his wife. And he’d get size potions from his store and use them on Yurika (they don’t actually exist) and he’d keep her. :] 

AHHH THIS GAME IS SO PERFECT. I used to play School Girl Simulator all the time before the creators just dropped the ball on it and let it die. I’d switch between Sakura School Simulator and School Girl Simulator. 

Sometimes I’d miss the zombie feature School Girls Simulator had to offer. Also liked the customization options on that game because you could change your height. It was more satisfying to have a partner in-game. It’s definitely more entertaining to kill in this game, too. You could toggle blood. You were OP with one of the masks. You could wipe out an entire class room, sparing the aggressive one. They’d charge after you but after you’d take off that mask? They were chill. The infirmary is amazing and you can buy a bunch of injections and use it on yourself or other people.

You could turn someone into stone (petrify them). You could make them giant or tiny. Turn them into a zombie. An easy way for getting rid of bodies was to just drop them in the incinerator outside the school building and wipe up their blood with a mop.

My favorite thing to do was kidnap people by picking them up bridal style and teleporting to my basement. I’d use a syringe to make them tiny. They’d get anxious and try to escape and beg for their freedom. Oh and they would wet themselves and leave behind yellow puddles. I think they’d die after a while. I’d treat my captives well, though. I’d keep them fed and hydrated, and I’d make sure there were a lot in my basement.:] The good thing about School Girls Simulator is I’d imagine it’d run well on lower end devices if it’s even still on the App Store… 

… Just checked. It’s not :( I still have the app downloaded on my iPad. So now I know I can’t ever reset my iPad, because if I do, I’ll lose the app!!! I wonder how long I can play it before it becomes unplayable altogether.

If you’re interested in everything I’ve said about School Girls Simulator… Don’t worry, I bet you can get it easily using APKs if you’re an android user. (; You can definitely find APKS with maxed out money, too.

Sakura School Simulator is still objectively better. I’m in love with the Apple description for it. It’s absolutely a simulator game and you can do anything you want in it. It’s a very non-serious game. Did you ever see that video of that cat dancing in front of an anime girl? It came from Sakura School Simulator!!!!! The characters have funny one liners in the bubble chat. The map is MASSIVE, way bigger than School Girls Simulator. It’s so fun I love it 💖💖💖💖 The whole reason why I started playing School Girls Simulator at ten was because I couldn’t get Yandere School Simulator to work on my old laptop! Yandere School Simulator has nothing on School Girls Simulator and Sakura School Simulator.

Even Bijuu Mike loved these games. You can find him in Sakura School Simulator. You have to do a quest for him so sadly I don’t think you can become his boyfriend. But you can live in his house. :) He’ll never, ever tell you to leave!!!!

Dude, I feel like a kid again. :’] I’ll have to get back into SSS and play as these characters again! But for now I gotta work and study and everything