Woes of a Minimum Wage Slave II

Hey! Sorry I’ve been inactive life got to me lol (๑-﹏-๑). Anyways I’m back with 2 mini stories (noting will ever top entry 1). So my work had a pumpkin decorating contest and whose ever pumpkin gets the most votes wins a prize. These are styrofoam pumpkins so I took mine home and used my clay and paints to make this oni head:

I GOT FUCKING SECOND PLACE TO A PUMPKIN THAT HAD GLUED ON GOOGLY EYES AND A FEATHER BOA TO MAKE A DUCK (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )

Also I was supervising self checkout and spotted a lollipop out of place so I went to put it back. IT WAS COVERED IN SALIVA 

What if I did a backflip off a building