"[I know too many Bryans....]"

"Well I'm uhhh sorry that you had to go through that?" -a teacher

"(*ON THE VERGE OF TEARS*)"

"[Do you think Hermes mews? At Odysseus?]"

"{Oh. I'm a homewrecker}"

"(you bloodclot)"

"[THEYRE MAKING A GACHA LIFE SINGING BATTLE OF EVERYBODY IN CLASS]"

"[CAN EVERYBODY STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY WIFE]"

"(I'M NOT TRYING TO FUCK YOUR WIFE I'M TRYING TO SHOOT YOUR WIFE)"

"{Apollo. and Y O U.}"

"[Sorry let me not steal your orange cum]"

"*opens pokefarm and the page is blocked* (THEY HIT THE PENTAGON.)"

"(I'm gonna forge a GUN if you don't give me your wife.)"

"I love you"

"Racist" -rae texting her boyfriend

"['I don't think balls make that noise']"

"*slow inhale* (Leave it alone. Let go.)"

"[Your hair is literally dripping grease.]"

"(I thought I was bald???)"

"[... uh you have one patch of hair that was so matted we couldn't even get the scissors through it]"

"*drops purse* [MY TEA'S GONE COLD I'M WONDERING WHY]"