Fictional men lmfao

I try to remain anonymous as possible here since I don't want my irls seeing this shit but my taste in men is so bad ToT 

Like embarrassingly bad. More like concerning but anyway how the fuck do I go from obsessing over Pyramid Head to fucking David Leatherhoff like?? 

If I happen to gain one more weird ass looking european man to my collection of oddly specific interests I'm kms