in dire need of some extra money

i need to sell something like right now. and im not talking about like "oh i need a job" cuz im planning to use that money for important stuff. buying diesel and feeding my schnauzer and shit. im talking like money i can spend on stupid shit. who wants an eminem cd ive been trying to sell that shit for like 6 months now. ok so first things first i need some new bluetooth earbuds. so i can like, walk outside and listen to music at the same time. i also need a new hat and some sort of clothing made for cold weather cuz winter is around the corner and all i have is like some homeless fent addict sweaters walking around looking like eminem in 8 mile. If i ever get like super rich im gonna buy so much dumb shit. im thinking some nice sweaters, the supreme hoodie from she cuz im the kid from collossus, some actual vans, an electric guitar, like 17 different daws, oh yeah i need purity adnd serum i havent found those cracked, macbook, some bape sneakers although im not into hypebeast stuff but those are nice, oh yeah and im eating at five guys every day. i dont need a healthy diet my metabolism is built different.