help???

help my favorite ship dynamics are where A is the unhinged deranged autists x B is the more sane deranged autists. like B is like "OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?????" and A's like, "because Im a grown ass person and it'll probably be important later, anyways, wanna go get dinner?" "YOU JUST BASICALLY COMMITED 73 DIFFERENT CRIME-... actually, you know what? why not, I'm hungry. but we're definitely probably maybe talking about this later" RAAAJJJJKKKKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHbuiewuuucoqnryutykxmclsoqp294r8jfn WHY IS MY TASTE IN SHIPS LIKE THIS CJDHNCIDUCIEONWOPNXJENCY idefk if one is into someone else. not on my fucking watch they're not. [bonus points if there's a height difference and everyone else is so fed up and confused with A and B's antics]