He Needs to See a Doctor

***WARNING THIS POST IS KINDA GROSS***

I think there's a serial pants-shitter in my area; I got on a bus recently-ish and it smelled like a porta-potty in there and you'll never guess why. The culprit later transferred to the same bus I did, and his stench permeated the air on that one, too.

Today, as I was coming home from school, I got on the second bus I have to take to get there and noticed a certain familiar foul odor that got stronger as I approached the back, and so I turned around and sat near the front instead. I also noticed some concerning paper towels sitting in the bus trash bag. I suspect the same guy was responsible, because what are the odds of two different people shitting themselves between the same two busses within maybe a month of each other? Granted, the bus is a weird place; I've also smelled a guy who peed himself, heard a guy jerkin' it behind me, etc., etc.

Btw this isn't meant to scare people away from public transport; I think, in many ways, and especially in more ways than the inverse, the bus has bettered my life --- I just also need to yap about the weird things I see sometimes, because BOY are there a lot of them.

I also think if I'm right about it being the same guy he 100% needs to see a doctor.