hngggg eepy (I don't know what to categorize this as)

I am so sleepy. I am so tired!!! But I cannot sleep no matter what!!! I need one of those old-timey pyjamas with the hat and the little candle to sleep, y'know? I need to walk out into a hallway all hunched over and muttering about "those damned miscreants" or smth, y'know? I need to be like the guy from A Christmas Carol!!!