THEORY: 2024 ISN'T REAL

here we go:

so why do I think 2024 isn't real/ some kind of simulation? because, well, this year was too fucking insane for it not to be. just hear me out:

• trump almost gets killed
• jojo siwa has perhaps one of the worst rebrands in history
• countryhumans regains popularity
• charli xcx respawns out of nowhere and has the cuntiest rebrand ever
• mr. beast gets cancelled
• katy perry releases an album which is just too shitty to be real
• the vegan teacher's heart stops
• one of the most successful rappers of the last decade turns out to be a p3dophile
• it turns out that stanleys have lead and are toxic
• and, finally gay furries hack project 2025 (shoutout to the gay furries!)
• oh they also hack the heritage project
• there's a chance we might have a good president for the first time since 2016

all in all, this shit doesn't seem real to me

thank you for coming to my ted talk.