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extremely unrealistic dream laptop

CPU: 13th gen intel socket

RAM: upgradeable DDR4

STORAGE: m.2 slot + space for 2.5" SATA SSD

I/O:

- 4x USB-A 3.0

- 2x USB-C (on both sides for charging)

- dedicated DVD+RW drive

- ethernet

- full sized SD card slot

- 2 PS/2 ports cuz fuck you

KEYBOARD: not the bitch ass chiclet keyboard every manufacturer uses now... also numpad... ykw fuck it give me F13-F24 too

DISPLAY: 1920x1080 16" IPS

TRACKPOINT: yes please :3

COOLING: shit didnt even think about that... yea sure just whatever i can throw in there after

BATTERY: yea js whatever fits after everything else

EXTRA SHIT: 

- dedicated RAM, m.2 slot, and 2.5" drive bay covers on underside for easy access

- DVD+RW drive bay is like 2000s dell laptops where you can take it out and swap it with whatever while the machine is on

- look up the thinkpad w701ds. you see that shit? I WANT THAT.


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Ani

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> "f13-f24"

bro's cooking is THIS fire??


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Alveus Nosville

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>DELL LAPTOPS MENTIONED

also that would not be a laptop. That would be a luggable. Especially since I don't see a battey being mentioned anywhere here.


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SIVIUS

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REAL!!!!
FUCK CHICLET KEYBOARDS AND FUCK THE LACK OF DVD PLAYERS IN MODERN LAPTOPS AND ALSO FUCK APPLE CUZ FUCK APPLE
but istg theres probably someone out there with a moddifed thinkpad with those specs :P


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Shack Man

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I feel like for this thing to be made today it has to be one of those Dell laptops used by the government built to withstand explosions. You should also ask for it to have a carrying handle so you can fucking whack someone with it


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yea ykw jus put a gun in it too. like not space inside the laptop for a glock, i mean the laptop IS a gun

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