LIFE IS AM EXCRUCIATING TORTURE PROVE ME WRONG

Literally all my friends: "Why do you drink so much monster??? You'll get a heart attack"

Me : "I want a heart attack so I don't have to go to maths class tomorrow!"

Brosepehmeatball42: "ITS MATH NOT MATHS!!!!"

me: *pushes brosepehmeatball42 into lava*