fuckin hoover dam ah nosebleed

I was in my NEW CAR today, and out of nowhere I start gushing blood, I have to catch it in my hands because it was so viscus that it was all pouring out. Of course, the car had no tissues so I had to use my mother's gardening gloves to stop the bleeding.

Needless to say I showed up to school with the entire lower half of my face and both my hands covered in dried blood.

I've never had an uneventful day in my life istfg