Going cuckoo

Uggh, every time I swallow I just get more weird liquid in the back of my throat that won't go away, and now EVERY TIME I wake up, my throat just hurts so, so much - it bugs me so much. 

I mean, I gotta down a WHOLE cup of cold ass coca cola just to ease my throat up only a BIT. It still currently kind of hurts even now; it's driving me nuts.

Anyways, gonna sit with this poor sore throat and watch John Mulaney shit on Netflix!