list of rap lyrics i wrote when i was 15

when i was 15 my sister was going to therapy a lot, which left me home alone often. as a result i would try to record purposely dumb rap songs on garageband cuz i was obsessed with lil b at the time. i rediscovered these last night and holy fuck some of these lyrics...

"running over kids in my whip like im deadmau5"

"why yo momma look like hitler"

"broke ass bitch you play monopoly for safeway, you won a fucking donut and you dropped it in the parking lot"

"your net worth is 3 dimes"

"girls think im jungkook"

"explain to me why yo girl look like yoda"

"all the clothes i buy are made from endangered species, peta dont give a fuck cuz i bought that bitch too"

15 year old me was a comedic genius wtf