episode 1

today my friend, king kylie wanted to go see her mans. usually, she asks me to cover and pick her up or back home. sadly, he had smoked too much weed beforehand and didn't feel like it anymore O_o

so here she comes, hanging out with me and she can't go to the gym like i am so i was like m8 go to the library. lolz so she's a scaredycat is like come with me COME WITH ME PLS ;-; and becuz i felt so kind i was like yah sure. ill walk you there like a knight in shining armor...

so i see the love of my life while im there. i had a feeling he would be there. makes me sick. yes. he is there. he waves hello to me. my tongue rolls out of my mouth cartoonishly and my eyes bulge. i wave back. for a second im liek O_O.

so i go about my day. but then in the back of my head im like hmmmm. theyve never seen each other before. anyways the horrible thought pops in my head while revising the small tidbit of what just occurred to my sister.

she tells me "what if they fell in love? what would you do? like if he was like damn who was that fine ass girl w you last night" 

horribly, my first resort was to tell him she had crabs. like the sexual disease. and then my second would be to cry and move on i guess >_. the thought sort of alarmed me because is it wrong to lie and say she has crabs? even if they dont know each other? hmmm probably, but it was so funny to imagine. 

i told king kylie about the thought. at first she was disgusted. then amused. that's why we get along. but i wouldn't have actually done that. maybe.

anyways how was everyone's tuesday.