As A Woman Of A Certain Age

<h1>As a woman 'of a certain age' i expect…</h1>

i expect that you keep out of my purse,
keep your hands offa me, and
if you are interested in me say so. this is not grade school. don't slug me.

as a woman of a certain age i feel ok about brown lipstick on my ruddy complexion. i feel entirely of a certain age and honestly,
my friends,
at a certain age
"once more into the breach" sounds a lot a lot of dubious,
"My friends."
a veteran of the psychick wars. i served in my mind. i nearly got my mind burned.
as a woman of a certain age, i expect you to listen politely to my stories and engage with what i have to tell you and you would do good to listen: I know what i am talking about.

don't be rolling your eyes cuz you are a bigot. i have a whole bunch of stimming behaviours with my tongue, and i am pointing my tongue out 'yuck' at you/ like barf. totally barf.

and as a woman of a certain age one does not ask a person details without a go-ahead. ok. unless you are a cop, in which case i want my lawyer.

a woman of a certain age is not even so great, 

who will come reset Mx Furnace of Love's pilot light?