MY WEDDING

Guys i literally just met the hottest babe on guts and blackpowder, he was a priest with ZERO cosmetics but that's okay because I fw poor people, but the main thing abt him was his glorious bald cranium. I want to fertilize his shiny crisp head and grow flowers on it. The  anguish I would feel whenever he put his hat on was gut wrenching. I will forever miss u my beautiful bald priest. If I see him again I will defeat his father in combat and save him from poverty. My user was luckyphr0g and I was playing surgeon on Tyrolean village. pls give us ur blessings in the comments 
-tunafish