Sans song.

* Heh.

* Hey kid, how's it going? 

* I'm Sans the comic! 

* Come on in, we've got burgers and so much more!

* Stay a bit, you can hear my terrific humor!

* Take a sit, it looks like to me your legs are sore

* But..

* Don't think twice, I know all of your dirty secrets.

* so don't try shit, or..

* I ' L L E N D Y O U R F U C K I N G L I F E .

* But, hey! 

* If you're good, I will show you around Snowdin Town! It's so great..

* I F Y O U ' R E N O T A F U C K I N G M U R D E R E R .

* Shop at The Shop, you can get some delicious sweet buns!

* They'll heal you in battle, but.. 

* you better not get in any fights or

* I ' L L K I L L Y O U .