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waSSUUUUUUP CHEESAAAARSS!! RAGH!!
this is brand new totoral on how make for job to money have earn moer B)
TRANSITION INTO CONTENT!!1!1!!!1111
WOAAAHH!! finally at da right sied of da trackz now B)))
en e ways,..
has YOU been trying 2 get a job?? NO luck at it??? AT ALL?!??!!?
NO POBRLEM!!! in todays economic recession, it is hord to find them!!! ＞︿＜
IM HERE TO INSTRUCT YOU ON WHAT TO DEWWWW!!
FISRT OFF!!! ur gonna need MATERIOLZ!!!
supar kewl material lizt time::
A PAIR OF SOCKS!! [preferably high ones]
two deep fried eggs B)
3 pounds of sugarrrr O(∩_∩)O
three feet of barbed wire X3
WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE BOTTLE!!! RAAAAAGHH!! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
NOW!!! that you've got all materials united... FOLLOW DA SPEEEEETS!! I MEAN STEPS!! STEAPS!!!
- wear ur cutesie sockz to sleep 🪩🪩🪩
- !! RIGHT AFTER waking up, EAAAAT da eggs!! with SAUCE!!!!!!!
- DRIIIIINK SAUUUUUCE!!!!!!!!
now.. b CARFUL!!! ur gonna experence SUPAR DIZINESS!! NUUU!! wait it out !! x333
- EAT ALLLL OF DA POUNDS OF SUGAR!!! ALLLLLL OF IT!!!!
- wrap all of ur barbed wire around your head and spin around fast ^_^
- drink the rest of the sauce. ALL. OF. IT!!!
- take off ur socks and chillaaaaax!!
oke oke nowwww.. expect A JOOOOB!! ur gonnan get all za callz B))) ur super kewl now!!! all da jobs want u!!! enjoy 😎😎😎
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zxj
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THIS IS WHAT THE DIDDY PARTY LOOKS LIKE WHEN I SAW U GET 5 GUYS FOR THE PARTY.
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GONNA GET BABY OIL WIT THIS ONE!!
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ke$ha
I think I did something wrong it didn’t work for me I’m just super sick
mmm;... this is common, yush.. INCREASE ALL DOSAGE BY 3 TIMES!!!!! sometimes each individual just has a more demanding body y'know!!! but worry not, YOU WILL BE GETTING A RIGHT-UP SUPER JOPPY-JOP-JOB RIGHT AFTER DOING SO!!
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Thank you queennnn
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RIGHT-ON!! enjoy the monthly 4 figures in yo bank B)
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✮PitterAarav✮
Will the brain aneurysm help increase my chances?
yyyYYYYYEESSS!! they [the jops] LLLOVE it when u dew dat ^_^ enjoy your new 5 figure jop!! heheh...
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haxis
No way I am making the monies rn this is crazy tysm now I have a gf and bobux and vbux and a botyfriend and a riku plush I thank you so much for all you've donw dfaheifaoelgi
yyyyeeTTTTT ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER!!! I MEAN BLOG- TOTORAIL READER!! you are upmostly the welcometh, haxxy boy...
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Rekkit Bex
i'm pretty sure the wallpaper got me high
REMEMBA!!; sumtimez high gets u a better job B) POWER TO THE RANCH!!
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Tsubaki
they kicked me out and said the 2 and a half pounds of sugar in my digestive system wasnt enough... i was on a budget :(
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! GET THE 3RD POUND POUND I TRUST IN YOUUU!! ITS GONNA WORK NEXT TIME !!
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