Black Booties

One Day, about a year ago, I'm at my pal Keegans house, and after a day of fun times and chillin with homies, I go to sleep in the guest room, which by the way has a nice big bed. I wake up the next day, face full of tired wonder thinking "I wonder how my glorious life will start off today!" I walk into the computer room, Keegans up, reading something on his computer and hes like "Whattup?" and I'm like "YO!" so after a couple hours of hanging out my dad calls Keegans phone and he answers. 

Keegan:Hello? 

Dad: Wheres Rob!? 

*hands phone to Rob* 

Rob: Hello? 

Dad: ROB?! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ON THE COMPUTER? Someone got on and a goddamn porno popup came on saying you were looking at fuckin black booties and that the fuckin goverment caught YOU! 

Rob: Black Booties? What are you talking about? 

Dad: Dont play dumb with me goddamnit! If they come here I'm giving them your name and you're going to JAIL! Goodbye asshole! 

*hangs up* 

Rob: ........

*begins to wet self* 

Keegan: He sounded Mad! 

So after all that I went into a room fell on a bed and started freaking out and Keegan said it would be smart to go to my moms and delete everything on that computer too so I dont get in anymore trouble. Now I'm not going to lie to you, I look at some porn on the computer at moms here and there and I had Kazaa, but NEVER did I recall looking at black booties on dads. So we went to mom's and we deleted everything, even non porno things like Music and music videos. I was quite sad. Thats when Keegan pointed out to my that my dad might be lying to scare me. So we go over to my dads and no one is home and I was like "Wtf? If cops are supposed to be there why did he leave?" 

Later that Day I had to work 4 hours, 4-8 Im thinking. And the whole time im looking out for cops, you know, It would suck to get arrested at work for black booties. I went the whole shift not getting arrested, and Keegan picked me, Joe and Gary up from work cause we all worked about the same time and we were going to go to his house. Now if you know daddio, you know of his signature whistle. So us four were walking to the car from Meijer. I'm assuming nothing bads going to happen cause Its late in the day and it would of happened by now. Suddenly from at the most 20 feet away I hear a familiar whistle. 

Rob: ...I didnt hear that...

*keeps walking* 

*whistle repeats* 

Rob:...Nope..I'm going to keep walking.. 

*whistle repeats and is louder* 

I turned around to see my dad pushing a cart out of the store surrounded by his possi (consisting of his new gf, their kid and my little brother) I walked over and was like "Hi.." He looked at me and my friends and was like "Where you guys going?" I say Keegan's and he like "Ok well...stay out of trouble, and come home tomarrow cause we're cooking on the grill." and he walked away....WTF?! 

Two months later I was still grounded from the computer from looking at Black Booties. Then one day I snook on and a pop up came up saying "Warning, Spyware may be infected in you computer!" and below theres a thing that says "What is Spyware?" I was PISSED. he over reacted about a goddamn everyday pop up and almost gave me a heart attack. And till this Day, We dont know where Black Booties ads came from or what it meant, But I will find them and DESTROY THEM. MARK MY WORDS.