~ OFFERING FREE YAPING SESSIONS ~

HAS LIFE FELT A LITTLE TOO QUIET? 

NEED SOMEONE TO NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT RANDOM TOPICS?

TRY ME TODAY!!!
ILL YAP ABOUT ANY TOPIC I WANT TO TALK ABOUT

YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!!

JUST LISTEN TO OUR SATISFIED CUSTOMERS!

"I'm always filled with useless information now" - Mom

"Super yapper! Totally cool with the flow! the flow of her voice that is!" - Me, I said that

"uh who are you?" - Random stranger I bumped into

NOW DON'T WAIT!!!
GET YOUR ME TODAY!!!!!!!!