Leader of the Discas

So Let me tell you tell you about the time Joe discoverd the way of the Disca. Joe had a friend online who lived in Upper Michigan named FE. One time she sent him a bible in the mail, something about connecting teens with the lord or something. And she wasnt getting it through her head there was no turning Joe back into a christian, and he didnt read the book. So one time her computer broke down and no one talked to her for about a month. 

Omar didnt like FE much and made fun of her a lot, so we randomly made up an email similar to hers and added Joe when we were hanging out at his house. And he believed it was her, so we kept saying dumb things and talking about that bible thing she sent him. We asked if he read it and he tried to sound nice and said he didnt have time and wasnt too far into it. So we told him about this jacked up stuff that doesnt exist. We saw a cup in his room, and we're like "You ever heard of the Cupians?" and he says no. So we tell him about how the Cupians broke off into 8 groups due to the fact they all thought differently. The Discas, Phonas, Floorians, Dartboardians, Backpackians, Glassorians, Jockians, and Paperians. If you can tell me what all of them are in a note to me, you win the grand prize. Guess who didnt catch on? Joe of coarse. He thought FE actually believed all this and actually thought this was some religion that existed. So we would randomly talk to him in person about how weird FE is acting and he thought it was her and we'd talk about what could be wrong with her. He never once looked in the book she gave him I believe. 

One time I made up a quiz about this, and gave him the link. I thought if there was a quiz about it, that he'd believe it was more well known world wide and all that. Joe got Disca on the quiz. All the answers said things like "You are a disca, you like to collect discs." and "You are a Backpackian, you like to wear backpacks when you walk around." Still, nothing clicked. There were other things about this religion. The Cupians traveled accross the desert of Dirtia, to find the Temple of Printoria, and got blessings for the goddess, Inkoria. They all had their own offical color and bird and all that. Sometimes while online as FE, I would sign in and out as Rob and FE back and forth and we'd both claim our computers were messed up. We had the same font, and FE's name is Spanish was "This is a joke, we are fooling you." Finally he caught on and was like "wait a minute, phonas...phone? I get it now!" Cause the answer to the Phona quiz was "You are a phona, you like to dial numbers on the phone and think you are calling God." And he caught on to the rest, 4 months later. 

One night I finally told him that it was me and Omar and FE never came back and explained it all to him. He always gets mad whenever we mention this to others but its too funny not to talk about. So Sorry if you see this Joe, but It had to be done.