I swear my life can't be real

I was walking outside outside with my dog and two guys passed by, one of them shoulder bumps the other and says "I bet it's tight". The other guy was like "She looks underaged" and so the first one responds "no shit, I was talking about the dog." MY DOG???? HOW DO PEOPLE MOVE THEIR LIPS TO SAY SUCH SHAMLESS THINGS IN PUBLIC??

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