KaiserPug's RuneScape Blog #1: Romeo is a moron!

I was heading north to Varrock to do the Romeo Juliet quest until i realized that i was walking west qand i got lost in Draynor because i can't face north

smh

so that was a waste of time

once i got to varrock i spoke to romeo and he told me that juliet is usually around western varrock and he wants me to tell her how much romeo loves her

why romeo doesn't just go to her and tell her in person is beyond me

but whatever

so i went to juliets house and talked to her dad who, to put it lightly, didn't really like romeo

"I've seen keener wit in root vegetables"

damn

then i went upstairs and found juliet kinda just standing on the balcony silently

soo... yeah.

weird.

she gave me a letter to send to romeo

this would be much easier if romeo just had confidence but whatever

so i gave the note to romeo

and it basically went like

"Dear Romeo, i'm glad you still hold affliction affection for me, i love you too. but my dad will literally KILL you. unless you go to father lawrence and blah blah blah i kinda forgot"

so i went to father lawrence

whos like this priest guy

and i accidentally interupted his sermon

so i told him about romeo and he suggested a "death potion" which will make juliet look like shes dead

and somehow thats supposed to help?

so i went to the apothecary and he told me i need to get some cadava berries

Jesus christ.. this is taking so damn long..

so i gave him the berries

he made the potion

i gave it to juliet

and out of nowhere her cousin just came out of nowhere

okay

so juliet drank the potion

and her cousin screamed "OH GOD JULIET IS DEAD!"

and juliets dad came up and noticed that juliet had "died"

so me and romeo went into the crypt

and romeo tried to talk to juliet but since she was "dead" she didn't answer

then juliets cousin popped out and spoke to romeo

and i guess the quest ended

God, that took way too long

and i didn't even manage to get any screenshots! Lame!

Sorry that the entire entry was just about this stupid quest

i promise that the next entry will be better

i'll try to update this tommorow

if not then i'll post again on friday

byebye