My hear me out list:

DISCLAIMERS.

⮾ i don't like men i never want to see a penis in my life my heart is for butches or nobody. however theoretically,

⮾ oughhhh.... white twinks..... 

⮾ yes kicking my feet and giggling as a type this not a shame in the world also these takes aren't even that wild in my defence

⮾ if i am dead and you come across this i'm gonna need you to delete this. 

⮾ i wrote this list with support of my cousin its not just a me thing i swear

⮾ only men on this list bc if there was a female list it would be longer than the bible and include 'that one goth lady i saw exitting big lots in february of 2022 and haven't stopped thinking about since middle school'

⮾ this list includes real ppl: if they are real don't take it in a weird way i just admire them + their personality (many youtubers will be on this list)

FROM REASONABLE TO UNEXPLAINABLE:

Flynn Ryder (Tangeled)

Demetri (Anastasia)

my sophomore year World History teacher (you just had to be there) 

Brad (Rocky Horror Picture Show) [but only in the song 'Rose Tint My World' you catch me]

Frankenfurter (Rocky Horror Picture Show)

Harold Lloyd (Silent 1910s-20s actor) [I DON'T CARE IF HE'S DEAD!!] 

Jack Stauber (Musician)

BUSTER KEATON (another silent film actor)

Gareth the Goblin King (The Labyrinth) [just David Bowie himself too]

"Cillian Mr. Oppenheimer Man" <- Exactly how I wrote it in notes (Actor)

Atticus Finch (To Kill A Mockingbird) (really just Gregory Peck as an idea)

Mr. Green (Clue)

Matsuda (Death Note)

Calvin's Dad (Calvin And Hobbes)

Spencer Shay (iCarly)

YOUTUBERS: Wendigoon, Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzalez, Kurtis Conner, Ted Nivision, Charlie Slimecicle, Meatcanyon!!!

Every man on the Yard Podcast [Emphasis on NICK the MISOGYNIST!]

Shane & Tommy (Smosh)

Mana Sama (Malice Miser)

Leon & Carlos & Albert Wesker & Heisenburg [idgaf he's evil] & Heisenburg (Resident Evil)

Spartacus (Lazy Town)

Jack in the Box (Mascot)

Floop (Spy Kids)

Train Conductor (Polar Express)

Audrey 2 (Little Shop of Horrors)

Reverend Putty & Clay Puppinton (Morel Orel)

The Editor (Jazzpunk)

Larry (Amazing World of Gumball)

Onceler (The Lorax)

Endermen (Minecraft)

Bradley (A Goofy Movie)

Thin Man (Little Nightmares)

Job Bot (Job Simulator)

Max Headroom (Max Headroom)

Manray & the hand (Spongebob Squarepants)

The evil closet robot (Barbie: Life in the Dream House)

the batmobile (from fucking batman)