Silly stories pt 1

i remember when i was six it was xmas eve and i was with my mom and my uncle in the kitchen and i got this slime kit as an early gift and it was like all these different colors that came with charms and stuff and i had this blue one with palm trees and flowers in it and i walk up to my uncle and go "this is tropical beach slime" and he picked it up and fucking ate it. so when my mom asked "tess whers your blue slime" i said "oh jared ate it.