college!

I started college a while ago, so far its okay but im quite underwhelmed... I expected so many more lesbians.......

maybe they're just undercover right now but so far I have made one awesome friend and a guy in my drama class who says 'rizz' in response to everything. I mean hey I respect it but I need a woman!! there are two lesbians that I know of but I have had limited interactions with both. when's it MY turn to get a gf?? 

there's this one girl ive decided im in love with but she's the type of girl to call herself bi for having a celebrity crush on a girl. like yeah me too bro but can you kiss me please?? her first kiss was with a girl and then she said it 'doesn't count because its a girl' like bro u almost did the deed!! wdym!!!

therefore I must move on from bi girls. I am bi but it feels like it's just a trend atm. if I get a bisexual gf who actually likes girls I will not mind but I cannot put my faith in women who only want men. they are greasy and I am fresh and smell like fairytails and dreams! max told me that. 

so conclusion is that college is boring and not enough girls are gay. if I find a gf I will update you all...