REASONS WHY ZIM IS AN ALIEN

zim is an ALIEN INVADER!! don't believe me? i have a whole list to prove it!
1. he's green! i mean COME ON!! IT'S SO OBVIOUS HUMANS CAN'T BE GREEN!
2. NO EARS!! how does he even hear what we're saying?
3. his teeth look weird... and they're sorta pink? you can't tell me it's some sort of dental disorder.
4. he has that weird metal thingy on his back! you might say it's a backpack, but he NEVER takes it off. what kind of normal kid never takes off their backpack, huh?
5. he smells like rubber and FEELS like rubber too!
6. he mentioned something about having a "squeedilyspooch"? whatever the heck that is, a HUMAN doesn't have it!!
7. his head is shaped weird... like some sort of box thing.
8. HE CONTROLLED A GIANT ROBOT!! I'M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE SAW THAT!! ARE WE JUST FORGETTING HE DID THAT?
9. he got kidnapped by another alien during class!! I KNOW EVERYONE THERE SAW WHAT HAPPENED!!
10. he calls people "human worm baby"... or at least kids. normal human calls each other that
11. I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE ANOTHER REASON HE'S AN ALIEN! IT'S SO OBVIOUS HE IS ONE!

trust me, if you let that green-skinned freak run around free, then he's gonna conquer earth and we'll all be enslaved to his irken superiority! I'm not crazy for seeing things the way they really ARE!