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zim is an ALIEN INVADER!! don't believe me? i have a whole list to prove it!
1. he's green! i mean COME ON!! IT'S SO OBVIOUS HUMANS CAN'T BE GREEN!
2. NO EARS!! how does he even hear what we're saying?
3. his teeth look weird... and they're sorta pink? you can't tell me it's some sort of dental disorder.
4. he has that weird metal thingy on his back! you might say it's a backpack, but he NEVER takes it off. what kind of normal kid never takes off their backpack, huh?
5. he smells like rubber and FEELS like rubber too!
6. he mentioned something about having a "squeedilyspooch"? whatever the heck that is, a HUMAN doesn't have it!!
7. his head is shaped weird... like some sort of box thing.
8. HE CONTROLLED A GIANT ROBOT!! I'M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE SAW THAT!! ARE WE JUST FORGETTING HE DID THAT?
9. he got kidnapped by another alien during class!! I KNOW EVERYONE THERE SAW WHAT HAPPENED!!
10. he calls people "human worm baby"... or at least kids. normal human calls each other that
11. I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE ANOTHER REASON HE'S AN ALIEN! IT'S SO OBVIOUS HE IS ONE!
trust me, if you let that green-skinned freak run around free, then he's gonna conquer earth and we'll all be enslaved to his irken superiority! I'm not crazy for seeing things the way they really ARE!
REASONS WHY ZIM IS AN ALIEN
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Invader Neo
to answer some questions about irkens in this!!!!:
1.How irkens have the sense of hearing without ears: We have a hidden ear canal that isn't visible on both sides of our heads.
2. The "weird metal thingy": The correct name is a PAK, and it is technically a brain. we get sent messages through our PAKS, and our PAKS can send messages throughout the body. All knowledge of Irken history and such is uploaded to the pack when we are first born. We cannot live without PAKS... So if you want to prove Zim is an alien, use his PAK as a weak spot.
3. squeedilyspooch: A squeedilyspooch is The gut, or stomach of an irken. The skin that covers the squeedilyspooch is sentitive.
UR welcome human!!!!
good info, but how do U know all of that...
by AGENT MOTHMAN; ; Report
I’m an Irken myself! I don’t think a human could process all of that information without all of it being uploaded to a system of theirs! (Are all of humans knowledge uploaded to their “brain” when their first born also???) Also, I can confirm that Zim is alien, I went to invader training with him.
by Invader Neo; ; Report
Fellow human Zim
He lie, I am a perfectly normal human boy. Do not trust what he says.
GET OUT OF MY PAGE ZIM
I SPECIFICALLY STATED FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO DNI
by AGENT MOTHMAN; ; Report
but what if he's truly hummdmanbunoafui 89b 2e9Y&Y@$^^@&Q$taeH(@&^human?
by kai; ; Report
hes GREEN. with NO nose or ears. put the pieces together.
by AGENT MOTHMAN; ; Report
Chintoes
I ain’t reading all that but, you know who else is green? Piccolo and piccolo is badass and nonchalant so
*gASP*
TWINNNN
by JellieTaffy; ; Report
This made me smile, like seeing a long lost friend
by Chintoes; ; Report
Glad to have provided that feeling, friend. Feel free to shout at me in a comment section like you're looking for me in a Walmart any time
by JellieTaffy; ; Report
JellieTaffy
Get off spacehey Dib, yk they can like, suspend you for dragging classmates online
Bros got a skin condition, leave him be
HE'S NOT SICK!! HE'S AN ALIEN!! AN ALIEN!!!
by AGENT MOTHMAN; ; Report