Parents are the biggest haters

Bro she called me fat because I had a a bit of tummy fat.

Girl. It's normal. At least be happy I'm healthy??

She hates on me everyday. Called me fat, short, ugly, whatever. I hate her.

I'm not even fat?? I'm a stick. With my four eyes, I can see that I'm not fat. What the fack.

And of course I'll have tummy fat. Do you know how long your small intestine is?? 15 to 20 meters. And I fit that in the small body that I have. What the hell??

Like bro I'm supposed to be the one giving myself insecurities, not you 🙏

Anyway, see you next time fellow gopniks.