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I LOVE FISH. Listen, for this i'm going to ASSUME you're not a snitch. I want one of those stupid “women love me fish fear me” hats, i don't even like girls but i think it's the funniest thing ever. Also, a fish carabiner, the thing you hook your keys to? Yeah, I want one. I LOVE going to the aquarium and just casually eyeing the HUGE fish plushies desperately. Mrs. ___ even said that maybe she could give me one of her big fish as a graduation present since i've tried to buy one off of her like fourteen times, and I don't plan on stopping either!


Fish rant number TWO!!! YEAH I'M BACK WITH FISH RANT. Okay, today we are touching on sharks. Mr. ___, I don't think you're like “AHHH SHARKS!”, so i'm going to talk to you like you also like sharks. I love sharks, especially the freak ones. Like the frilled shark? My favorite, it looks like a mix between an eel and some other freak. I also like bull sharks, I don't think that personally they are that bad, if we didn't egg them on and mess with their lives. Like, shark infested water? YOU MEAN THEIR HOME?


FISH RANT NUMBER THREE. Today we cover BASS, not to be confused with the instrument. I like bass, not my favorite fish, but they look good mounted on the wall. Plus bass can get really big, they are very pretty. Personally, I find it cool because FUN FACT but an adult largemouth bass is the top aquatic predator in the ecosystem besides humans.



FISH RANT! I forgot the number. Today we talk about GAR! The long guys that have been around FOR AGES. My grandpa lives in Arkadelphia by the river and he sees them all the time, so that was extremely interesting to Little me. I like their teeth too, all sharp and pointy, it's really cool when you find one in the river. Fun fact, Gar’s eggs are poisonous! You can, but shouldn't eat them!


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