im finna die pray for me

ok so like im on like the southern east coast and this fugly ass broke ass wannabe me ass cant find a man ass fuck ass hurricane is hitting rn. i told my friends the hurricane aint got shit on me but it done took my power and hot water n idk what to do now cuz wifis slow how tf am i gonna text my baes now without it taking five hours to send. oh and my house might get blown away ig but idrc rn that isnt my main foucus atm. yall do some type of ritual or smth to bring my power back all my shits gonna die soon and i cant charge them and thes lanterns arent gonna last forever. I CANT SEE GOOD ENOUGH TO READ BROTHER WHAT IS GOIN AWWNNNNNN. anyways hurricane helen or do u want me to just call you helen? whatever just calm yo ass down and give my power back b4 i take my earings off and start fighting you PHYSICALLY.