All bread disappeared!!! SCARY ＼(〇_ｏ)／

So, like, I was just walking down the street, right? And I was super hyped to go to my absolute FAVE bakery in all of Italy – Freddy Fazbear's Buns. Like, yasss! I swung open the door, and guess what? NO. BUNS. LIKE, NOT A SINGLE ONE!!! o(>< )o I was shook, so I went up to Freddy and was like, "Yo Freddy, what’s the deal? Where's the bread, my dude???" And he just looks at me and goes, "Bro, what’s bread?" EXCUSE ME WHAT. (O_O;)

Am I not in a bakery right now?? I panicked and ran to the supermarket, thinking maybe I’m going nuts, but OMG THERE WAS NO BREAD THERE EITHER! (ノ°Д°）ノ︵ ┻━┻ At this point, I was like, “Am I losing it!?” So, I grabbed my phone and Googled "bread gone," and no joke, it's like bread never even EXISTED! Everyone was acting like they’d never heard of it! AHHHHH! ⊙﹏⊙

It was getting late, and I was majorly spooked, so I was like, "Okay, just go home, chill out, maybe you’re hallucinating or whatever." BUT WAIT—on my way home, I see this super sus green light coming from an alleyway. OBVIOUSLY, I had to check it out (bad decisions, amirite??). So, I follow the light, and OH. EM. GEE. (⏃﹏⏃) There were these two tiny green creatures, with creepy black eyes, and THEY WERE EATING FREDDY'S BUNS! Σ(°△°|||)

I was like, “UM, EXCUSE ME?? Did you two just erase EVERYONE'S memory of bread and not mine??? WHY WAS I LEFT OUT???” And they were like, "Oops, you weren’t supposed to be here yet. We have, like, a special mission for you." I was so confused and kinda freaked out, but I’m also like, is this a dream??? Then they were like, “Get ready to learn the TRUTH.” So, I shut my eyes ‘cause I was NOT about this weird alien vibe, but before I passed out, I heard them whisper, “lol what a dumbass.”

Next thing I know, I wake up in the alley with no clothes, no money, and NO BREAD. And yeah, that’s how it all went down, fam. THE END. (￣▽￣)