ABSOLUTELY MORTIFYING EXPERIENCE

I won't even go into it. I'm still reeling. I grabbed some fries, like 30 ketchup packets from the cafeteria and scuttled to my dorm to recover. eating them now. maybe after some self-reflection I'll be at peace with the universe or some shit like po in kung fu panda 2 and I'll be able to share what happened. because it really was funny as fuck. But that little ray of sunshine is eclipsed by the horrifying fact that it happened to ME. How was everyone else's day?