24/09/24 the postman saga pt.2

i'm back with the postman lore. if you're reading this, good for you. maybe you can laugh with me because if we don't laugh, we'll cry.

okay so where did i leave off? right, so we get back to his apartment and i don't have my phone. i assumed it had fallen out of my pocket when we were running and then one of the gang members had probably stolen it. i did have to laugh a little though because now it didn't matter that my friend had my live location.

but anyways, myself and the postman get down to business and i'm not gonna get graphic but he's weird. he also told me after that he was 35. at this point, i'm too out of it to really react but then he starts digging around his room and he pulls out this bottle of xanax. long story short, this man fed me xanax. i have no idea how much, i knocked out pretty soon after that.

i woke up the next morning, still very out of it, he introduced me to his DAD and i actually stood on the balcony and had a smoke with his father. i wiSH I WAS JOKING. then he got me a taxi and i went back to my own apartment at like 12pm.

i walk in the door anyways and my friends are chill, they know me at this stage but the others in the group were freaking. out. they thought i had been kidnapped or something. then i tell them that i have no phone and we're literally flying home tHE NEXT DAY. i asked my girl friend if i could message my mam off her phone, just to let her know what happened to my phone and keep her in the loop. we also couldn't track my phone from the live location because it had been turned off.

monday rolls around and i'm woken up by my girl friend at 8am and she says "rachel wake up, they have your phone at the malaga police station. we need to go get it." now, when i tell you, i've never gotten out of the bed that quick in all my life. i JUMPED out of it and threw some clothes on and we practically run there.

the two of us get to the station and i answer a few basic questions. it turns out that a spanish policeman found my phone about 2 hours after i lost it and he saw the emergency contact info on my lockscreen (which happens to be my mam's number). he turned off my phone, checked the id in my phone case and text my mam. my mam then text my girl friend and you can fill in the rest.

absolutely filled with joy and delirium, we skipped back to the apartment and packed our bags. we literally left for the airport an hour later. like who gets that fucking lucky? absolutely insane. there's even a picture of me standing outside the station with my phone that my friend took as a celebration, it's so funny to me.

but yeah, i ended up going on a date with the postman once we both got back to ireland. i'm not even joking. i think i was still delirious from the spanish air and we ended up hooking up. my god, he was weird though and then he got angry at me for the age gap, LIKE I COULD CONTROL IT.

anyways, i ended up blocking him because after ending things, he just kept texting me so i finally wised up and realised my worth. friendly reminder: don't hook up with randomers that feed you drugs.