[gross] Story time bout how i randomly puked all over myself in the middle of the night

I'm trying to test out how to customize my blog so ignore unless you wanna hear bout me puking like the exorcist

(This is so badly written please don't curb stomp me if anyone actually reads this)

Basically i came back from eating out and changed into my pajamas and went to bed to customize my Spacehey profile all comfy...... I ended up staying up until 5 am really proud of my layout n fell asleep *here the horror starts..... 2 hours pass as my stay in the dream realm is cut short by me waking up with a feeling similar to being knocked out by a box fighter, i proceed to make my way to the bathroom to pee very much sleep deprived i sit down and 2 minutes go by with me staring at a shampoo bottle wondering if im going to die here while the worst stomach ache is forming in me...  (keep in mind its 7 am on a Saturday) I start making sounds similar to those of a cat chocking on a hair ball as i try to stand up, failing to do so and puking all over the bathroom floor several times. my best rendition of the sounds i made by text would be oooughhhhg hhhgaaaa eeerrrhhggggg bbrgghhhh.

As i kept puking and asking god for forgiveness for whatever sin i had committed to deserve such punishment the bathroom floor was barley visible. The aftermath of the incident looked like some really bad indie horror movie puke all over  my legs. in my T SHIRT, splattered on the bathtub and door. I managed to call out my dad as he stepped into the horror scene and told me to shower so i hopped into the shower and continued puking....

So basically the moral of the story would be....... don't stay up until 5 am or your sleep deprived body might shoot up vomit like a firefighters hose in the middle of the night..... At least i looked snatched.......