Have you been down on your luck recently? No one hiring you due to criminal records? Or just having a hard time getting employed? Have you ever wanted the experience of a lifetime? Well, then sign up for Urbanshade's newest position: The Expendable.

Everyone gets hired! No, we're not lying.

Job Outline

You will enter our laboratory, grab the crystal that powers our facility, and bring it back.

• Have your affairs in order
• Be fast and agile
• Be scared of nothing

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_{By applying for this position, you automatically waive you and your family's rights to sue Urbanshade Inc. in case of injury or death.}