Two Year Anniversary

It was two years ago today (early this morning, to be exact) that I was arrested for the first, and thus far only, time. DUI was the charge they gave me. I submitted to a blood test (that would show I was stone sober and clean. I WAS GOING BACK TO WORK FROM MY LUNCH BREAK FOR FUCK'S SAKE!)

I always knew one day my face would get me into trouble. Y'see kids, when you have a face like mine and you talk the way I do, the only logical conclusion is that you must be on some kinda drugs. It didn't help that I had the heater on in the car and was sweating like a pig and then anxiety kicked in...

Anyhoo, I hope you're all having a lovely day!