OKAY I AM SO SORRY I CAN'T STOP YAPPING!!Ā Ā Ā (ļ½”ā¢Ģļøæā¢Ģļ½”) i swear this will be the last one for todayĀ (ā„ļ¹ā„) i just love this place so much, i can keep yapping about whatever i like and feel like i am being heard even if anyone doesn't read all of this stuff...soo new topic! The movie Coraline, that everyone knows but idk i feel to talk about that, so let's go.
Coraline it is an 2009 animated movie thatās basically a mix of Alice in Wonderland and a spooky nightmare you didnāt know you had. Based on Neil Gaimanās book and brought to life by the genius of Henry Selick (another dilf, like marry me?), this film is a wild ride through a creepy alternate universe that we didn't know we needed.So, Coraline Jones is our main charachterāsheās a curious and brave little girl whoās got the typical middle-child syndrome. Sheās bored out of her mind and feeling pretty neglected by her parents (and man she is so right, her mother basically just ignores her). Theyāre too busy being ātoo busyā to notice her complaints about their new home, which is the kind of house that only exists in movies where bad things happen.One day, Coraline discovers a secret door in her new house. But waitāthis isnāt just any secret door. Itās covered with a bricked-up wall that looks like itās hiding a treasureāor something terrifying. Naturally, Coraline is like, āIāll go right ahead and open it!ā Because who needs common sense when youāve got curiosity?So, she opens the door and finds a parallel universe that looks like a sugary-sweet version of her own world. The grass is greener, the sky is bluer, and everyone has buttons for eyes. Yes, buttons. As in, sewing buttons. In this alternate universe, her āOther Motherā is super attentive and actually knows how to cook (not like her real mother). Itās like stepping into a perfect dreamāexcept for the part where everyone has creepy button eyes.At first, Coraline thinks this place is great. Itās like the perfect vacation spot where everything you wish for comes true. Her āOther Motherā showers her with affection and delicious food, and thereās no one telling her to do chores or eat her vegetables. Who wouldnāt want that? But, as always, thereās a catch. The āOther Motherā is a bit of a control freak, and it turns out that she has a dark side. Itās like finding out that your dream job comes with a requirement to sell your soul. Fun times, right?As Coraline spends more time in this alternate world, she starts to notice that things arenāt as perfect as they seem. Her āOther Motherā keeps making strange demands, and the whole place has an unsettling vibe. The friendly neighbors are actually quite bizarre. Thereās a circus performer with a little too much enthusiasm, and a pair of old ladies who act like theyāve been living off nothing but gossip for decades.One of the most memorable scenes involves Coralineās interactions with the Other Worldās residents. Theyāre all super cheery but have this weird, creepy edge. Itās like theyāre trying to convince you that theyāre normal by being overly friendly. Imagine walking into a party where everyone is just a little too eager to make you feel welcome. Youād start wondering if youāre the guest of honor at a surprise āLetās Never Leaveā party.Then thereās the āOther Mother,ā who goes from being a perfect hostess to a full-on villain with a terrible case of the āIām-going-to-turn-you-into-a-dollā fever. She wants Coraline to stay in the alternate world forever, and sheās willing to go to some extreme measures to make that happen.Ā Coralineās journey from enchanted guest to prisoner in this eerie world is where the movie gets really interesting. She has to use her wits and bravery to outsmart the āOther Motherā and save her real parents, who have been trapped in this strange dimension. Itās like a high-stakes game of hide and seek with a villain whoās really bad at losing (like me ngl).One of the funniest parts of āCoralineā is the way it blends spooky elements with humor. The film doesnāt take itself too seriously, and thatās what makes it so enjoyable. For example, thereās a scene where Coraline meets a talking cat who is the sassiest feline youāve ever seen. This cat basically provides comic relief by being unimpressed with everyone and everything, which is a refreshing change from the usual animal sidekicks who are all about heroic speeches.In the end, Coraline manages to outsmart the āOther Motherā and return to her real world, but not without a few scares and close calls. The movie wraps up with Coraline finally appreciating the imperfections of her real life and the love of her family, even if they donāt always remember to listen to her complaints about the new house.So, āCoralineā is a fantastic blend of spooky, funny, and utterly creative. Itās a movie that keeps you on the edge in my opinion. If youāre up for a film thatās a little bit scary, a lot bit imaginative, and thoroughly entertaining, āCoralineā is definitely worth a watch. Just remember, if you ever find a secret door in your house, maybe think twice before opening it.Ā And..sorry for yapping again so much, but i just can't resist. If you are reading this ily and have a nice day/night.Ā (ć£Ė -ļ½”)į¶» š š°If you wish leave your opinions in the comments
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