First Blog (Mabel's making me)

Hello. I don't know exactly what to say but I guess I should start off saying I haven't been in this dimension for some time (10 years to be exact). But that doesn't mean I don't know what MySpace is. This is the "new and improved" version I suppose. I like that. You may follow my husband, Stanfords, account on here. I do as well. Mabel even set my profile picture as him. 

I guess I should give a little backstory. As listed, my name is Alyx Sanchez-Pines. Yes that Sanchez. Rick. My older brother. He's maybe 44 years older than me which is just...yeesh. I was a late in life pregnancy though, not adopted. I have the DNA results to prove it! And I grew up in Washington. It was...okay? I don't mean to insult it but it was mostly loud, unlike Gravity Falls which I find rather quiet. Anyway, when I was born, it was with a birth defect. It's called Oculomacular Symmetrica. It causes symmetrical freckles on each of my pupils and those pupils cause multiple symptoms which I will be sure to list in my "About Me" page. 

Anyway, I had to wear glasses because of the symptoms I had. These of course magnified the way my eyes looked, meaning people would constantly point out my abnormality. It was whatever though, I didn't mind being an outcast. My brother, who already had a kid by the time I was born, was really into science, he still is. My niece who was like...30's(?) when I was 15, and her husband, had two kids of her own. Summer, who was 7 when I was 15, and Morty who would have been 4. When I was 15 years old, I was at my brothers house for a family reunion of some sort. I got bored and headed into the garage, something happened and suddenly I was falling. Until I finally reached solid ground. It was dark at first, then a little brighter. And from that moment on I was dimension hopping, having watched rick enough in the garage to know what to do. But not how to get home. I couldn't get home. When I was 20, I ran into the one and only Stanford Pines, my now spouse, who had already been doing this for 25 years. At first, we fought. It wasn't my fault he had been 20 degrees off on his calibration. Idiot. But we had quickly figured out that we wanted the same thing. To get home. After that it took maybe a year for us to actually..."get together" as Mabel would say. 

I guess there isn't much more to this story. He talked, I listened, I talked he listened. We were good together. The End. Well then when we got back Bill Cipher happened. But that's a tale for another time. I'm afraid I must get going.

- Sincerely, Alyx Sanchez-Pines of Gravity Falls